This was the last straw.
I will never get another chance to write a piece as threatening as you.
You who have made mountains out of pebbles.
This is it.
You've done your job superbly. You definitely need a raise.
Congratulations!
For having the last trump card...
May you always keep it close to your heart.
In fact, keep everything about you ALL to yourself.
And, good luck with that twat.
Hope those trysts don't lose their spark now that the thrill of being caught is gone.
The curtain is now officially closed.
Good riddance