Elijah in.. GRAVITY FALLS CHAPTER 1 falling out of earth...

Once upon a time it was a 15 year old boy named Elijah with his happy family one day Elijah was searching for a yellow triangle guy Elijah said hm? He should be here? AHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's you triangle freak! The triangle said the name is Bill cipher and do you want to know why I'm here? Elijah said Ya DUMMY! Bill cipher said im  here becuse I want to take over your world Elijah said WAIT WHAT NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS?! Bill cipher said but I CAN DO ANYTHING Elijah said OH NO NO NO NOOOOO Bill cipher opens up a portal to gravity falls and then Bill cipher  pushes Elijah in Elijah said AHHHH YOU WILL REGRET THIS!! AHHHHHHH Bill ciphqer said bye bye now mwahahahahaha! Elijah falls in gravity falls 3 hours later... a guy and a girl named Dipper and Mabel Sal Elijah Dipper said ? A human has fell out of his world?! Mabel said we'll should we take him to our house or leave him? Dipper said hmm I think we should to take him to our house Mabel said ok let's go Dipper and Mabel carries Elijah and goes to the mystery stack  1 hour later Elijah wakes up Elijah said hm? W-where a-am i? Dipper said I'll tell you Elijah said ok Dipper said your in gravity falls and WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?! And what are you doing here?Elijah said thank you for telling me what world I'm in and the name is Elijah and what I'm doing here is a triangle guy sent me to a portal to this world dipper said hmm what to you mean OH NO IS IT YELLOW TRIANGLE?! Elijah said Yea? Dipper said OH NO OH NO NO NO THATS BILL CIPHER! Elijah said yea is he bad Dipper said YES HES SOOOO EVIL WE GOTTA STOP HIM Elijah said OK LETS GOOO dipper said Ok frist we need to tell my unclestand Elijah said ok let's go Dipper and Elijah goes to unclestand unclestand said fine you can go on a adventure with Mabel and him OK? Dipper said ok and this guy name is Elijah bye come on Mabel let's go Mabel said?  Oh ok here goes nothing Elijah and Mabel and Dipper goes and trys to find Bill cipher 3 hours later to be continued chapter 1 written by Elijah