To The Faceless Man I've Yet To Meet

I am writing this letter without any idea of who you are.
What your name is.
What you look like.
The color of your eyes.
Your hair.
How tall you are.
God. I hope you're taller than me.
Baby, I'm telling you when God was giving out height, I was literally sleeping my ass off.

If I ever set my eyes on you, I wonder, would you make my heart race?
Like there's a horse racing inside my chest?

Or would it be a steady beating?
Like a peaceful sea before a stormy weather?

Would it be love at first sight?

Or would would it be a love that grows over time?

Do you think we'll start off as friends turned to lovers?

Or would it be a love-hate kind of thing?
Like we'll deny our feelings til we succumbed to our heart's desire?

Or would it be a no-strings attached?
Friends with benefits?
Nah. I think it's farfetched.
But who knows?

Right now I am closing my eyes.
And I realized: It's dark.
Yes, it's dark. What else do you see when you close your eyes, anyway?
Duh. Of course, darkness.

Kidding aside I am closing my eyes right now as I try to picture you.
And honestly? What I see was complete darkness.
Darkness of the road ahead.
A lonely dark road without you.

Sometimes, I really want to punch Cupid in the face.
I don't think I deserve this.
I've been a good girl all my life and yet, he gave me no reward.
He still hasn't given you to me.

To my man.
To the one for me.
Are you feeling lonely too?
Are you losing hope too?
Coz I am.
I'm sorry but I am.
And I am missing you already.
And I am writing this with my tears staining these pages.
To be honest, I am losing hope I'd ever find you.
Where the hell are you anyway??!

Are you lurking somewhere, inside a manhole, perhaps?
Is that why I can't see you?
Or maybe you're in an island right now?
Stranded by a plane crash?
Or you're just stuck in the traffic?
Don't tell me you're just sipping coffee right now, watching porn??
Eew. Erase mental image.

My heart's breaking thinking I'd never find you.
But if fate intervene and we happen to meet each other
I just want you to know
That hi, I'm not crazy
I do have a name
And I'm----yeah.
I know
Not a cool name
Childish
Blame my mother
Seriously. Let's do this again.
I can be sweet you know.
Hi.
I love you.
Oops. Too fast?
Hello.
Not from the other side.
Seriously, I really don't know what I'd say to you.
Just be prepared.
I may be too much handle.
But you won't be disappointed dear.
I have so much wit that'll last you a lifetime.
So what are you waiting for?
Second coming?
Dear, get out of that freaking manhole, if ever you're there and meet me.
I hope you're not looking for me at Tinder.
Coz I don't have an account there.
Just look for me!!