Confessions of an applesauce jar

Dear diary, my name is Bernadette and I just moved in here. It's a very nice place, but it's also very cold, around three or four degrees I think! I've already made a lot of friends and there's this cute boy Danny who often comes by. I think I really have feelings for him, and sometimes he accidentally touches me, but I feel like he doesn't even know I exist! I've tried to talk about it with my friend, Suzi Wan, but I don't think she understood me very well. And when I asked...

Oh god, Danny's there! Will he see me now? I hope so! But wait, what does he do now? I can't believe it, I thought I could trust Agnes, my sister! But now she's going out with Danny! And Danny, I thought he'd knew the difference between an elegant woman and an ordinary tart. This is the last straw, dear diary. Tonight Danny must and will notice me!

That night, Bernadette would work out her plan. Danny opened the door, and for one second she hesitated, but then she jumped. The last thing Bernadette saw before she hit the floor was Danny's astonished face. The moment she hit the floor, she bursted in as many pieces as her broken heart. Luckily, Danny always walked on his bare feet, so Bernadette could quietly intrude his callous. There they lived happily ever after. At least until she festered out.

                                                           THE END

Please don't hate me for this silly story.