Launchorasince 2014
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"deerbra"


hmm...., so it was like i was walking but at the same time i wasn't, man it was boring. then suddenly i realized that i was late for office, so i was drivin down the highway suddenly a baby ran down the highway, a fucken BABY was RUNNIN down the highway,

I stopped the car, took out the key's so that ya'll nigger thieves can't get me piston runnin down by yourself.

then I ran behind the baby and then i asked the baby
"baby why you runnin?"

baby said
"goo uhhh gah"

i saydd
"damn uhh this nigger's on bath salts" 

then i picked the baby and threw him in ma car 
but then i thought that it would be niggernappin so, 
i took out mah iPhone and open that adoption app, i threw it on the baby "boop!"
the baby was mine, then i was drivin mah car! and suddenly a deer appeared from them woods, I glanced at that nigger, but then ah realized that damn!! it was a deer from the torso but it's ass was like a zebra ! 

a fucken DEERBRA was runnin towards mah car !

so I stopped the car, but then i realized that the deerbra was coming to eat mah new baby who was sitting in the car, so I ran towards mah car and saw that mah new baby wasn't a baby,.... it was a sloppy arse old nigger of 65 

I said

"yahhh damnn"
"you got that midget in the butt disease?"

He said, 

"well I think so"

I called the zoo and said a deerbra is chasin me

zoo guy said
"did you just made that up? "

i said 
"well i think so"

then the niggaz from the zoo came and took that nigguh deerbra

i went towards my babyman, 

he said 
"where's mah deerbra? "

i said 

".......... i knew that was a fucken DEERBRA" >_<
"the zoo niggaz took him"

he said
"well how am I supposed to go home?"

I SAID,

"YOU RIIIIDDDEEE THAT MOTHERFUCKER???" 

FIN.