hmm...., so it was like i was walking but at the same time i wasn't, man it was boring. then suddenly i realized that i was late for office, so i was drivin down the highway suddenly a baby ran down the highway, a fucken BABY was RUNNIN down the highway,
I stopped the car, took out the key's so that ya'll nigger thieves can't get me piston runnin down by yourself.
then I ran behind the baby and then i asked the baby
"baby why you runnin?"
baby said
"goo uhhh gah"
i saydd
"damn uhh this nigger's on bath salts"
then i picked the baby and threw him in ma car
but then i thought that it would be niggernappin so,
i took out mah iPhone and open that adoption app, i threw it on the baby "boop!"
the baby was mine, then i was drivin mah car! and suddenly a deer appeared from them woods, I glanced at that nigger, but then ah realized that damn!! it was a deer from the torso but it's ass was like a zebra !
a fucken DEERBRA was runnin towards mah car !
so I stopped the car, but then i realized that the deerbra was coming to eat mah new baby who was sitting in the car, so I ran towards mah car and saw that mah new baby wasn't a baby,.... it was a sloppy arse old nigger of 65
I said
"yahhh damnn"
"you got that midget in the butt disease?"
He said,
"well I think so"
I called the zoo and said a deerbra is chasin me
zoo guy said
"did you just made that up? "
i said
"well i think so"
then the niggaz from the zoo came and took that nigguh deerbra
i went towards my babyman,
he said
"where's mah deerbra? "
i said
".......... i knew that was a fucken DEERBRA" >_<
"the zoo niggaz took him"
he said
"well how am I supposed to go home?"
I SAID,
"YOU RIIIIDDDEEE THAT MOTHERFUCKER???"
FIN.