I am Mr. Society

   What a pleasant surprise! I didn't expect you to come here. Please have a sit. Would you like to have a coffee or tea? Don't worry I only use the expensive and branded ones! I would rather die than to let my    taste buds taste the cheap ones.

    Well I'm assuming that you already know me. I've been watching you grow for years! I remember you trying to not care about me when you we're just a little kid, you grew up so well. You already know who it is, the king of kings. I am Mr. Society it is nice to formally meet you. 

     I'm sorry that I didn't recognize you immediately, I had a tough week at my job. Being a judge wasn't as easy as it sounds. You know what? I had to put on a trial for four criminals this week, one for being ugly, one for being fat, one for being black, and one for being gay. Ofcourse they lose the trial! Ha! I mean is that even a question? I despise them, filthy pests! They are digusting! 

   Why are you looking at me like that? Don't worry I'm just doing my job, and I can tell you straight in the face that I'm doing it right. I'm just being proffesional right here. But then it doesn't matter lets not talk about that, lets talk about life!

   I see you checking out my family picture right here, well these are my children. This is Ageism obviously he's my eldest. This one is Racism he's a painter, and he likes it all white by the way. Next is Classism the most successful.

   Next is Ableism, he's basically useless and doesn't know anything the black sheep of the family. Next is Sizeism she and her daughters Bulimia, Anorexia , and Orthorexia my grandaughters share their hobbies in fitness, because we all don't want to look like crap don't we?

 Next is Religionism he's the smartest I can tell you that, he knows the bible so well! He's Godly intelligent! And last but not the least is Sexualism he's very open minded and has STRAIGHT thoughts! I know, I know! I have a wonderful family, everyone tells me that. 

Oh! I didn't noticed that the clock is ticking! I have to go. I have a meeting with my closest friends Mr. Discrimination and Mrs. Suicide. It is nice talking with you and have you around. Don't be shy to give me a call if you need any help. I am always gladly available!

And don't forget to just be yourself! 

... So I can judge you!