A LOVE STORY IN SCIENTIFIC JARGON
When I was in my preteen age, I used to wonder what these couples do in park, theatres and sometimes even in jail.(Caught doing uncivilized things in public places). Now certified as an official adult, I just go to flash back and try to flip through the pages of my life’s diary, I think it was like a twin paradox in relativity. Now as most of us don’t understand but assume it to be true, in the same way I can say that I know the secret of couple bonding with plaster of Paris and effective as ionic bonds.
Joining a premier research institution of India after going through those tough 728.5 days of JEE preparation was like Cadmium rod in uncontrolled nuclear reaction, stabilizing the things thereby decreasing the entropy of mind (will u recommend me for noble prize for showing the violation of 2nd law of thermodynamics??). New people, surroundings& challenges were like If I was trying to establish myself as a new element in the modern periodic table. Life faster than speed of light, and enjoyment more than carbon monoxide finds in binding with haemoglobin in blood. The things started smoothly without friction then suddenly my Titanical life strucked by an iceberg, but don’t worry still not sinked(but probability is very high of getting inside).
That iceberg is nothing but those 4 magical letters, LOVE. All the theories established so far going against couples bonding were disapproved as if einsteen has come into the beautiful world of Newton to discard all his works.(really feel bad for newton). But when she came into my life like higgs boson, I thought her to be an ordinary stone, but she was philosopher’s stone as I figured out after my mind’s metallurgy.
When I found myself sinking in the ocean of love (where has gone this fucking buoyancy), my eyes were like magnets searching for iron. She was as rare as U-235, as beautiful as helical DNA structure, as simple as Newton’s laws of motion but things between she and her were as complex as einsteen’sgeneral relativity and space-time continuum. After seeing her I was as reactive if sodium was kept in air. Whenever I see her I feel like the smell of Acetic Ester. I start taking heavy breathe as if I need pacemaker for my hearts. Whenever I am close to her (still 5-7 m) I wish to make bonds but this steric hindrance(my shynesss) comes and starts playing it role like a villain.
Now as every physicists wants to know the secret behind mass in particles, I want to know the theory behind this love. I wish if there were some postulates on love mechanics & dynamics like quantum mechanics has.I hope for every action (epsilon) of mine, there happens a reaction(delta) such that our limit exist and we both are continuous in the whole romantic system( hope for complex no. too). I take my rolemodel as platinum if science is able to react platinum whyn’t she can react with me(although I am inert).
Now these days she is always dancing in my mind like molecular vibration, thus increasing my energy. Uptill now I don’t even know if my entry is there on her database or not. I pray to god that her energy (or state) matches with me someday so that we both combine to form hybrid orbitals. I wish myself to be enzyme to catalyse her reaction. As every dog has a day, I am looking badly for that day(to be a dog). Let the 2 unreactive (as now) element combine to form a stable compound (looking for the activation energy). My electron affinity is high, lets’ hope for her ionization potential. I am still awaiting her bullet train on my Indian railway track. Lets’ hope if it comes one day……………………….. .
My love story is still incomplete friends like periodic table ……………………….., let’s hope I complete it happily in the coming future dimensions of time. Please suggest me any tips regarding love only if you have applied it and it gives high yield and no side reactions.
Kumar Priyadarshi(Raman)