Throughout the night, the teddy bear was hitchhiking for a 66 road trip.
"Nay, that's certain, we won't get any car this night."
In a loud sight, he took his friend's arm (side note : this friend is a fireman) and broke it into thousands of smithereens.
"What are you doing, mate ?"
"I'm such an alpha man !"
"Wha-"
"You are inferior. Dirty peasant."
"But, Tedd-"
"Shut up, I'm superior. I'm the holy Teddy. My bear hearth is truly true. Never mind about this pleonasm."
And the teddy bear killed his friend.
End for the story.