Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a boy. He was big & sad, round & fat, but all the girls loved him cos he was made out of chocolate. He caused diabetes to everyone he came into contact, but that was okay as in this land, people could get insulin from their own bodies. I mean they produced more so the diabetes didn't hurt them, yeah. Anyway so our boy would roam around the world being sweet & 1 day, an evil queen took a liking to our boy & she sent strong an army to go capture him & keep him in the castle with the highest tower. Learning of this all girl knights would come to rescue him, but the krakadragon, the evil queens pet would either eat them or burn them & then 1 day a girl came to the queen, the evil queen and she walked past the evil queens large army & her krakadragon without a scratch on her. How you wonder, well this girl had a special power you see. This special power was the one of fate. No wonder what appeared, it could not harm our girl, so the girl goes upto the boy and says "Hey" & the boy replies with "Hi"
The end :)