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If two vegetarians are fighting, is it still considered beef?
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If we drink a drink, can we food a food?
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Bro,if I bust a nut in my girl's eye,does that mean she's watching my kids?
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If you get out of the shower clean,then how does your towel get dirty?
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If you drop the soap, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
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Bruh, if I crash my car on purpose, is it still considered an accident?
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If tomatoes are fruits, is ketchup a smoothie?
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If money is the root to all evil, then why do they ask for it in church?
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If abortions are considered murder, then aren't condoms considered kidnapping?
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So what happens if I get scared half to death twice?