Subject Four

Test Subject: a quarter pound of droppings from a White Tail Dear sighted in Belmont State Park on 6/30/12. An adult doe possibly aged 2-3 years old, approximately 100-120 lbs. A variety of tests will be performed on the droppings to garner more information about this Doe’s diet, and possible disease or other concerns within the deer population.

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Test 1: Sequention Fluid Analysis: The deep red color of the fluid when added into the droppings indicates a high level of stress for the doe. Perhaps it was spotted by the observation crew. 

Test 2: Robuqin Rotary Test: The results indicate that the doe is in the early stages of pregnancy, perhaps explaining the high stress levels from Test 1.

Test 3: Contina Observation Method: Our observations confirm that the high stress levels also come from a sense of pointless wandering and abandonment issues from the doe. This indicates a possibility that the doe may move south earlier than expected. Requesting information if whether or not the doe was tagged by the observation team for further study during a prior experiment.

Test 4: Hyper-Litmus test: Strong signs are shown that the doe is having relationship troubles with the father of her fawn. Bucks are likely to breed with more than one female during the mating season, so this is unusual. Is this doe, if science were to permit the word “surprised” by the lack of faithfulness of the father? Further inquiry required.

Test 5: Aura Forensic Examination: Source of conflict that occurred in test 4 confirmed. The buck prefers a Black Tailed Deer as its primary companion. The results showed dramatically high levels of betrayal and envy within the Doe.

Note: Due to the emotional attachment of the research team, the doe will henceforth be referred to as Julie.

Test 6: Fecal Composition indicators: Julie’s diet is normal but it seems that she seems to be eating less than the average pregnant Doe, possibly in an attempt to win back the buck’s interest.

Test 7: Wineanam Test: Julie aspires to be more than just the average deer, she desires a sense of true happiness and not just an object used for breeding only. She hopes that her fawn will become one of the largest within their forest and become revered among the herd, but she is considering moving further south to achieve that goal. Perhaps out of spite of the deer that has negleted her so, or out of extreme love for her future fawn, and perhaps her legacy. Research momentarily postponed until Dr. Williams composes himself.

Test 8: Further Diet Analysis: Upon geographical review of Belmont State Park, the grass in Julie’s Diet is a type only found south of the park itself, not within the park as the herd commonly grazes. Perhaps she is preparing to make a break for a new life? But maybe something is keeping her with the herd? Second thoughts perhaps? Tests will conclude for now until visual confirmation of Julie seen. If not already done so.

 Place a GPS tag on Julie is recommended in order to learn of her decision. Another sample of droppings would also be preferred in order to confirm our results.

May you find your happiness Julie. Regardless of how south you must go. Go to Argentina If you must. Be free BE FRE-

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Final Analysis: Subject “Julie” is of relatively healthy stature for the standard White Tail, but further analysis of the herd’s migratory patterns will be in order. More observation of other deer in the area is needed and perhaps to confirm the presence of black tailed deer in the vicinity of the park.