Once upon a time in the hills of some random place with a weird yet catchy name, there were two houses right next to each other. There lived a guy and a girl. They had been living next to each other for a quite sometime now and the twist was every morning when the girl woke up and went to open up her bedroom window. She would see the boy smiling at her. Every morning the boy would wake up early and be ready at his window to see the face of the maiden who would start his day. Some days they would even open the windows together, share a smile and shyly go back to start their day. Each day they grew closer and closer with just that one smile that they shared. The guy would never miss a day as for him that morning smile was much sweeter than the sweetest honey he'd ever tasted. Then one day, When she opened her window, he wasn't there. She had never experienced this before. Her heart started beating, literally crying out where is he? Where is he? But he didn't come. She mustered the courage and headed right to his door. To her surprise, the door was unlocked. She could now hear noises coming from the upstairs bedroom. As she was climbing up the stairs, the noises got louder, making her wonder what has happened to that smile, is he there? Has something bad happened? What is it? She couldn't take it anymore and so she opened the door. and There she found him pooping on the potty and when their eyes met he said showing her the victory sign and saying "It's finally OUT. Oh Thank the heavens. I thought it was the phantom poop with all the energy it took but it's finally out. haha. Turns out spicy food doesn't gel well with me. Oh btw How you Doing?" . She faints. End of story
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