2017's Revised version
I never thought I will hate you this much. You know, it's crazy that I make this list only just for you. Yeah, I wasted my time thinking about this nonsense crap. By the way, these are the things I hated about you. Yes, I HATED YOU.
1. You trick me with your facial expression.
You know, it is irritating when I saw you smirking like an idiot. My mood is ruined when I see your face even if it is from a far. I don't know, maybe a tropical depression just transfers to my head whenever you're near. You're making me believe at my foolish heart again.
In reality, I want to pinch you everytime you stare at me.
2. You called me with so many snide remarks.
Piglet. Ugly. Balloon. My gush! What a very good endearment! I'm so please to hear those sarcastically. If you're making some satirical words, please don't do it with me. My thick walls gradually broke. You’re making fire out of me.
In reality, you never called me that. You are the sweetest bear in the world!
3. You started smiling when I come near you.
What do you think am I? I'm not a clown for you to laugh in. Also, I hate when I saw you eyes brightly smiling. It fades my anger away.
This is reality! I wish I could hold you as you smile brightly.
4. You crack stupid jokes.
It cease my seriousness. You scorn my stagnant emotion making me off guard. Brilliantly, you did your best. Absent-mindedly, you always ended up making me smiling.
In reality, you tend to explain so much after cracking a joke since I cannot get it. *laugh
5. You stand near me.
I'm independent. I can do things alone but whenever you're beside me, I felt like I'm a modern damsel in distress needing a knight to save me. My goodness, its 21st century yet you made me feel like I'm in 16th, so safe with you.
In reality, you are far away but I feel safe with you.
6. You're calling my name with nothing to say.
It's annoying. Your voice is a good source of destruction that I can't even focus. You've unconsciously created that curve in my face as if I'm crazy.
In reality, I am the one who did this. I call your name again and again but you never get angry and keep on saying ".... yes, baby?"
7. You scold me when I seek others first.
You deny that you're concern. You said, it's just your hobby to scold other people depending on what they are doing. It's chafe but it makes me feel I'm so important.
In reality, you slightly did it but I know you are concern about me. You love me that much. I love you too.
8. When you stalks as if I don't notice you.
I disagree on the idea that following someone makes them safe. It's scary but honestly, I felt safe through your eyes.
In reality, you trust me so much but still get jealous. *pinch
9. I can't take my eyes off you.
My vision was doubled as if I'm cross-eyed. I tripped more than twice as I started following you when I saw your silhouette everywhere. When I close my eyes, your image is still there.
This is reality! I do. In my dreams, I feel this too.
10. You makes me like you.
When you've done so many things for me, I honestly don't know how to react. It's just my emotion scares and fades away even hesitation scorn out. You're brilliant because you made me fall.
This is reality! I have many uncertainties but I am sure of you. I love you.
These are the ten things I hate about you, now, I started..... scratch that...... I am falling for you and don’t forget catching me when I do.
Oh, you already catch me.
That is the best thing I love about you.
Shall I say it again?
Yes. I love you too.