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The sun's rays fall on my skin and i stretch and wake up!
Its a beautiful day!
7 AM.
I quickly get dressed and have my breakfast and then get ready for college.
Then i make a quick prayer and set off to college at 9:20 ( my college starts at 9:30).
Then i attend all the classes and as i make an oath to myself,not to eat canteen food or spend money on unnecessary things,i eat my own lunch box and then attend th remaining classes and come back home.
This is how i expect my day to be.
But haha, ahahah, ahahahahahaha, NOPE!
I wake up not because of sun's rays but because my parents will be yelling at an intensity of 790 decibels!
And then i stillll crave for more sleep so i linger on the bed even though its 9:30 already.
And then i wake up finally at 9:45 and skip bath and quickly run to college by 10:15 because that is the maximum time at which my college gate closes.
Then,as my class room is on the 4th floor, i huff and pant and run and reach the class room and i almost look like my lungs are lacking oxygen. Panting like an aasthma patient.
Then i enter the class and i dont know what the fiddle sticks is going on there and so i ask my friend whats up.
She looks up from her phone and says "what?"
I think u understand the scenario now.
And theennn,after a gazillion minutes i look at my watch hoping that its time for the bell to ring!!
**Happy background music**
And then,
ITS BEEN JUST 10 MINUTES DA!
**Dramatic kabhi kushi kabhi gham music playing in the background**
And then i wait for another light year and the class finishes.
Now,i am overloaded with so much stress that i have to bunk the next class or else i will explode.
So,this goes on and hence my attendance percentage remains 35-40% at the end of the year.
And finally the day is over and i am almost shedding happy tears. :')
**Happy kabhi kushi kabhi gham music playing in the background**
And i return home looking like a truck hit me while a kangaroo was attackimg me and then i fell off a cliff into a dustbin.
I have ink smeared all over my hand even though i didnt even write and my hair is all messy and my face has become oily and my kajal is all over my face.
But this is the way i find it to be perfect.
If it was really like what i mentioned before,
It would be definitely like a "daal me kuch kaala he" situation.
Just a humorous,light Hearted rant! And i chose that cover because i found it funny.
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Published on March 20, 2017
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