From

Dear Fiel,

I am writing this letter to you because you are a threat lately.

Based on reports, you often humorously slap your co-workers with that small but terribly heavy hands of yours when you are overly happy or acting in response to their “small-time” bullies just for fun.

Don't you know that it violates human rights?

And you especially do this harassment to your underweight co-workers that as a piteous result, it causes body sore on them. Really nasty body sore, TAKE NOTE.

Well, why aren't you slapping me, too?

I wanted you to slap me too so that at least, with that act, even if it's a form of harassment, I could still feel your touch on me.

You might not know this but I had always like you ever since.

From:

Your Admirer

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AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Hey there! It's me again, Kleir.

The same friend I had last year sent me another writing challenge. 

As of posting mine, SHE HASN'T POSTED ANYTHING YET.