How to choose a profile picture..

Well! first things first.. You will definitely not get any help here on what kind of picture you need to use as your DP... what not to?? Well that kind of belongs here!

Now the other day i was on Facebook and had nothing else to do so i ended up looking at profiles of different people at random.I expected to see some hot guy or to find my old school friend online but i wasn't that lucky.What i ended up with was a guitar three chocolate boxes and a dozen pairs of hands and legs(not to forget... at least ten Shraddha Kapoors and fifteen Ranbeer Kapoors!)You get the idea right?

I was like "WHAT???" I mean I don't remember befriending a guitar. I personally love guitars but i was 100% sure that i didnt have any guitar friends.so yeah.. 

TIP 1: If you are trying to impress someone by using their favorite things in the world as display pics.. lemme tell you this! It won't work. Why? go figure it out yourself!

Also what is it with the chocolates and animal pictures? The last i checked none of you guys were there for me as much as my chocolates were there(no offense but yeah they were always there for me! always) and i'm sure you are not something i would love to eat! Coming to the animals part.. Dude! I'm gonna get a warrant against you! You are not a tiger okay? you don't live in the wilds neither do you live in zoo! You most certainly are not a puppy! so please...

TIP 2: NO CHOCOLATES! NO ANIMALS!!! Just no!

About the hands legs and other body parts...What exactly am i supposed to do with those? I mean am i supposed to identify you the next time we meet by looking at your fingers??? coz if that's the case I am not  meeting you! never ever! And what is it with the nail paint anyway!? What are you? goth? emo? I don't think you are what your picture says you are.

TIP 3:No Body parts please! This ain't any biology class!

Aaaaand we come to the best part! Here's to all those people with celebrities as profile pics... You guys are evil! I look at my friends list and see a friend with a picture of Jensen ackles and actually for a mini-second think that he is my friend and later break my heart realizing that it's not possible! Why do you guys do this??

You don't get more likes and friend requests by having some random celebrity's picture on your wall or as your DP!

TIP 4: No celebrities and sports stars please! For God's sake! There is only one Sachin Tendulker but I have like 15 in my friends list!

Guys! the "display picture" is supposed to be you! I'm supposed to recognize the profile looking at the picture! If you don't want your picture on the internet leave the space blank but don't make me a friend of burritos flowers and inanimate objects!

NOTE: This is just for humor and doesn't mean to insult or hurt anybody's feelings!