1)"U used to hold me in Ur arms all day long, used to check on me even during the night, used to stare lovingly at me all day long,used to ensure i am well fed all the time, used to carry me around, and ur heart would break if i fell down, used to get new clothes for me, but one fine day i was too slow for u, u got ur eyes on the new one, i was old and outdated for u..u sold me.......on OLX😫😞😬😬"
Sincerely,
--ur heartbroken ex phone 📱
P.s : my new owner is better
😝😜😜😜😜
If inanimate objects could express..apko kya laga ?😜😂
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The words 'sorry' and 'Thanks' have lost their significance because people take them for granted and use them like they are using the free oxygen provided to them by this universe and they don't mean it when they use these most of the time..it has become a habit..shame..really..
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3)आंसू दिख जाए किसी को तो कह देना आंख में धूल है,
हरदम चिपकाई मुस्कान ढल जाए तो कह देना थकावट की भूल है,
जब ऐसा ताला लगाया है दिल पे जिसकी है ही नहीं कोई चाबी,
तो क्या जरूरत बयां करने की, उन सलाखों के पीछे है जो बर्बादी?
- सम्पूर्णा
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4)Jis din mere shampoo aur conditioner ka bottle sath me khatam ho, us din 11 rupyee ka nariyal chadhega..hehe 😸
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5)Now a days the mosquitoes have adapted too..Instead of annoyingly flying around , they are testing my patience by walking on walls of the ceiling.n I hv been sitting and plotting and waiting for it with my bat since 1.5 hours now😒..Tall ppl any help u can give here? So much for being short😂😁😬
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6)Ye mausam , ye wadi, kare barbadi,
Mere dil se nikli wo muskaan hai aj,
Barso se thi dabi, wo arzoo, wo chavi,
Mauka aa hi gaya akhir barso baad!
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7)Anything that I do,
my thoughts askew,
Rummaging in my brain,
giving pleasure and pain,
I know not what's to come,
But I hope it's worth a welcome..
- 😇 SM
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8)Once you embrace the entire garden in all weathers and seasons , the rose will bloom to its full potential but so will it's thorns..Yet you won't leave because you embraced the entire package..both Good and the Bad.. And even after all this if it's not working out , maybe you are not the destined gardener for it and maybe 'your' rose garden is withering somewhere else , waiting for your care! 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
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9)Criminals and wrong doers in this society should be punished ,maybe ,by getting them waxed..😒 its one of the best ways to inflict pain.believe me.
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10)बने थे हम कांच के ही सही,
पर ढले तो थे हम आग से ही गुज़र के,
अफसोस कि, तोड़ने की जुर्रत की हमें ऐसे शख्स ने,
जिसे चिंगारियों से भी डर लगता है।
- सम्पूर्णा
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11)Teach ur kids what's a good look and a bad look, what's a good touch and a bad touch. I m sitting in the bus and there is a middle aged man (balding guy with white hair , around 35-40) I think he was a senior guy working in the IT industry.
Since the time I got into the bus he scanned and made me uncomfortable for a long time although i was sitting far away and the bus is almost empty. Then one girl got into the bus and she was in saree too just like I am today. Unfortunately she sat right opposite to that man and then the staring began. Believe me when i say that , that this 'pervert of a man' didn't stop staring her , each and every part he scanned, he took time at each. And I wanted to gorge his eyes out of his sockets. But couldn't do anything as this happens to almost every girl daily in some way or the other and it has nothing to do with our outfits. I feel angry and frustrated but that is all I can do, he did nothing but only stared and didn't break any law, right!
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12)The truth is that I make terrible and inconsistent maggi, so whoever will be married to me someday(poor guy😝) will have to know how to cook awesome maggi for us to live happily ever after! 😛
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13)People who say 'excuse me' before their destination arrives in the lift, where do u expect the ones in front to go? 😂
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14)प्यार करो तो ऐसा ,
जैसे इक मोमबत्ती का मोम और रेशा करते हैं,
साथ जलो,साथ बुझो,
साथ ही पिघल जाओ ,रैशनी बिखेरकर..
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15)यूं ही कभी बेवजह कुछ बातें कर लिया करो,
ज़रूरत पड़ने पर तो पूरी दुनिया ही शहद उगलती है,
कभी जब कोई भी न हो दो बातें करने को,
ऐसा लगता है मानो ये खामोशी ज़हर उगलती है।
दोस्त तो बहुत हैं, नाम के वास्ते ,
चंद हैं जिन्होंने दिल को कभी ना कभी छुआ था,
वक्त के साथ बदले हैं हम भी, वो भी,
दोश किसी का नहीं , दोश सपनों का है जो मैंने कभी बुना था।
- संपूर्णा
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16)GOT alert! ⚠
Being the self claimed mother of dragons, I hereby command my three dragon children🐉🐉🐉 to come back from Maharashtra , Andhra Pradesh and Odisha! There are more states to cover! 💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥
https://www.skymetweather.com/content/weather-news-and-analysis/top-10-hottest-places-in-india-as-of-today/
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17)Zaroori nahi ki baatein ho zubani,
Bas ankhen bhi bahot kuch keh jati hain,
Padh na pae agar tum ,to baatein to hongi,
Magar Dil ki baatein Dil me hi reh jati hain..
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18)All the fun will start ,the day the 'mute' button actually stops working in phones if you know what i mean😉
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19)Some days back i was in a Volvo bus and noticed that the Driver was watching a movie on his phone while driving. Today, the driver of an Ola auto i was riding in, was video chatting with his buddy the entire time while driving 😟.. India has evolved , but at what cost..
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20)I was innocent n certain, now I'm wiser but unsure
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21)Bitter words from a bitter heart,
Sugarcoating is really an art,
Subtle you be, with the fragile castle you built,
That is based on your lies and all your guilt,
Remember you're dealing with another soul,
One that you are not supposed to control,
One day your ears will echo with those cries,
Tell me ,Isn't one truth better than a thousand lies?
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22)One day your imperfection will seem so perfect to 'your perfect someone', that you will wonder why all this time you wanted to fit into an image of perfection defined by this #OhSoPerfect world..You are imperfectly perfect..And that's where the beauty lies..
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23)True friends are like pimples(or acne) who pop out anytime they want , anywhere they want,and annoy u without taking ur permission 😛 one of my out of the world anologies 😁! So how many pimples do u have!
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24)Itne sare letters on the keyboard, what to say,
Feel like smashing ur head on the wall when u send me 'K' 😐
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25)Aise muskuratey kab tak rahoge jab dil me tere bas gamm ho,
Panno mein kaise likhoge kuch jab syaahee hi khatam ho,✍
Aega wo din jab dil se muskuraoge tum phir,
Kabhi na kabhi bedard zindagi bhi thak jaegi akhir..
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