Let me propose a rhetorical question to you. What are the first few things which come to your mind when I say that I'm a girl?
Rhetoric because this is not a question meant to be answered by you.. Why? Because it's bullshit actually and nobody cares about your stereotypes.
Yes I'm a girl and yes I do not fit into your image which the society channelled you into thinking.
I'm a girl who'll rather die than give you the chance of watching me cry. Pretty ironic since I've broken down quite a few times but still doesn't change a fact.
I'm a girl who grew up playing video games and real football. Yes I love cricket not Virat Kohli or a player. Yes I go out to play.. real playing, the kind where you get mud on your clothes, scars on your legs and dirt under your nails.
I am a girl who is probably more wittier than you and yeah I can beat you in your science quiz or question so don't act all surprised when you realise I'm not dumb.
I'm the kind of girl who will kick your ass and make you cry if you mess with me. I'm the girl who'll destroy you if you try to touch me.
Get ready for a surprise if you assume I'll have long and silky hair braided to perfection with perfect stray strands marking my innocence, because I like my hair short and fuss free, chopped upto my chin.
I'm a wizard in the kitchen if you excuse my burnt attempts at cakes and watery Maggi.
Don't expect a cute girly laugh from me. Just don't because if you do, my dear friend prepare to be disappointed.. Because I don't have a memorable and beautiful laugh, I have the shake the earth, scare people away, bang the table till you can't breathe while clutching your stomach kinda laugh
I'll never blush if you give me a compliment, I'll simply stare you down till you regret it. I'll probably shove you away and leave you to die if you try to hold my hand
No I don't wear an eyeliner tattooed on my eyelids all the time and no I don't have a like of kohl defining my eyes because hey it's creepy and hey I have no idea how to make a perfect line without making myself look like a panda.
I hangout with boys who you all are adamant about being my boyfriends. No I don't need your protection I can take care of myself and break your bones with ease.
Yes I hate the concept of romance and I'll puke if you try a cheesy line at me. No I don't eat like a bird, I'll finish your pizza too if you want me to prove this. No I don't watch cheesy movies while sitting in my jams, crime and thriller dramas though? You're welcome at my door with an open heart and free popcorn.
And oh oh oh do not, DO NOT assume that I'll sit back if you try to mold me into the kind of girl you adore. If you try to change me? I'll leave you in a heartbeat and never look back.
If you try to sexualize my bra straps? I'll shove them into your face. If you try to tell me to look like a girl and wear cute and pretty dresses? I'll show up at your door in an oversized tee and shorts. If you tell me to cover my legs? I'll wear the skimpiest outfit possible. If you tell me to sit like a lady? I'll punch you square in your face. If you tell me that girls aren't supposed to raise their voices? I'll make sure you go deaf. If you teach me that good girls don't abuse? Just see what I do
If you try to make me fit in the box of your small-minded assumptions and ask me to change ? I'll make your life a living hell and show you no mercy.. And if you still doubt me? Remember I am a professional at hiding bodies and evidence.