A father and his son were walking freely, on either side of a donkey
Two men standing there looked at them and said, ‘look at these two fools behaving like a monkey’
They are nothing more than a mindless junkie
Cos why would anyone even walk, when they have a donkey?
The father heard this and told his dear son
‘Help me sit on this animal, so we can stop their verbal gun’
As they were walking ahead, under this heated sun
A lady saw and pointed at father ‘look at you, you ruthless one’
‘How can you be so heartless and make your son to walk’
Start counting your days to hell, with an alarm clock
That gave father a 4000-watt electric shock
He felt like a complete unlisted stock
He immediately got down like a smooth sales talk
To make his son sit on it, before they walked toward the city block
When they entered the city
The son was now having his donkey ride
While the father was walking by his side
Seeing this an old man walking along side
Called the son , ‘a lazy bum ‘ with a disgust inside
‘You have NO RESPECT left for your father’, he replied
How can you sit on donkey with such a pride?
While your father have to walk by your side
‘You are worthless young fellow, ask anyone worldwide’
Hearing this, the son felt very abused
Father saw this and felt very confused
He too then climbed the donkey, on seat unused
‘We finally found the solution my son, now we can’t be accused’
Father and son were much relived now, with this perfect solution
They felt as if they have solved the Darwin’s theory of evolution
But before they could go further, with this great discovery and contribution
They heard another noise pollution
This time it were two priests, who looked at them and said
‘God we don’t want to see, these two living dead
So either call us or take them instead’
‘How can these two be so cruel to a donkey, who can’t even say
Hell is waiting for them, as they would decay
Give them some wisdom oh our LORD, we can just pray
Such a cruelty to animal, they both have to repay
Father and son looked at each other and decided
They immediately came to same conclusion undivided
This decision was done at the speed to light
No argument, no fight, they felt they can’t be more polite
They both got down off the donkey, faster than a ‘mouse click’
Tied the donkey to a long bamboo stick
Walked on either side to avoid donkey’s kick
Now they thought, this could be the way to avoid the punishment and hell
Before they could enjoy their heaven’s farewell
A small little boy standing there, made a yell
‘Look at you two mindless junkie’
Behaving like a monkey
Why are you both even walking, when you have a donkey’.
P.S: As they say in Hindi ‘Sabsey bara ROG,kya khangey LOG’ (Biggest ‘disease is to worry about what other would say’ )
Authored & created by: Anup D.