Ugly
Egypt
Fuck that
When u read about egypt, the ancient egypt I mean, u read about cleopatra, how she seduced Marc Antony, with her beauty, an unrivaled beauty that was made into an epic myth, u read about how she used to bathe in milk, how her skin was only rivaled by a peach's own silkiness, or Nefertiti, a queen who ruled n controlled beyond any other woman, even after having the troubled Akhenaten for a son, and her name wiped out from history, she managed to remain a symbol of looming power n beauty
And then
The garden
Located at cairo's own Heliopolis, la courpe, where in French it means the snake, I guess that was named after it's curvy streets, or maybe it was named after the traitorous deceiving nature, luring u towards hell disguised, ugliness dressed in hot shorts, in tube tank tops, in sexy dresses designed for human females only to be used by this, this, this......... Race of animal hybrids, the combination of a fat fuck doing an ugly pig, n bringing ur ugly ass to this world, or as it has been called in egypt, el korba,
Ur first instinct, hearing the "supposedly" good cool modern hip music, u expect a fresh breeze of good times,
N here it comes,
When u realize that years of bad pesticide n growth hormones, the mating of weird unlabeled animals, for lack of a better word, the humping of the unholy creatures, the missing links between civilization n the wilderness of genes, when the monkeys themselves are ashamed of such sick ugly miserable shameful offspring
The ugliness
How did it come to this
When did it come to this
Since when did tan come as a good choice to a crappy colored human, am sorry, did I say human, more of a pig, an unwanted ugly pig that is
When did ugliness become the common factor among Egyptian women, I Donno but it sure is the one I grew up to witness
Not to mention the sense of fashion
Ok let's talk looks first, shallow as it may be, bad looks, ugliness if I may say, could have been hidden, under good styled hair or an attractive sense of fashion, but no, not here, not today, ur born to suffer my son, who said anything about salvation, ur salvation comes when u learn to accept the reality, ur Egyptian, ur doomed to gaze at Egyptian women, fat as they may be, ugly as they come, tanned won't even begin to describe the horrors u face, this isn't tan, this is over cooked thanks giving ham, this is mombai or kalkata, over exposed to global worming, this is a color that should only present itself in medical books, the color u should save urself from, a kind of brown that should only exist in ur toilet, a mother fucking a father shouldn't regenerate this. Only a lousy burrito should end up like this,
Talk about features, or as I would v much recommend, don't talk about features,
Ears, before u went out, biaaaaatch, did u ask permission from ur whole neighborhood to take their ears Out with u? What size would u consider buying ear muffs, how about, family fuckin size, when they invented plastic surgery, did u consider committing suicide n donating ur ears to elephants in trouble, but don't feel bad hon, ur an inspiration sweetheart, to the creator of satellite dishes bitch
This nose, is it suitable for ... Only dogs recruited for sniffing the unthinkable a should b equipped with such a huge nose, I urge the government to add a section on our taxes for nose jobs, it's so ugly it became painful for the. Action to watch,
I bet lucifer refused to bow to mankind coz he foresaw ur likes coming out, n I bet if he saw what I witnessed tonight, he would have taken a piss on mankind, look at it, spit on it.
Ur fuckin ass, omg, because of u, female asses r subjected to criticism, a female ass should be treated as a goddess, it should b adored at all times, but now, thx to u, it is considered for over sized parking spot, ur panties r auctioned for SUVs covers, it's a shelter for the homeless, well, to b honest, the forgiving blind lost homeless
Now
We come to ur sense of fashion
Y the fuck do u think the 80s ended? Y the fucking fuck do u think they stopped wearing them ugly fucking high waist 80s jeans? Coz no matter how hot u may look, they still make u hideous, n u happens to pick them up, u managed to come to the one place in this god forsaken city wearing them, if even I can forget how fuckin ugly u r, how annoying ur attitude is, how faggoty ur date is dressed, oh yeah, since when did pink become ok for the male gender! Ok, how lousy ur moves r, how the fuck can I erase the mental scar of ur flat ugly brown hairy ass looked like in those shorts, hell I now understand y some women wear head scarves or veils, coz charity is important, coz hiding ur ugliness is a virtue, coz killing u in the dark of the night is merciful, it's a humane act, kill the ugly bitch, or blind the suckers who may survive to watch this crime, the crime of u appearing in a public place
Back to ur flat boring piece of ass
If ur ass is so useless, don't try to compliment it with tight pants, don't try to high light ur failure with high waist jeans, ur should borrow a tarp to cover ur shame, or a pair of Razors, suicide in ur case isn't a sin, ur going straight to heaven for relieving the human race of ur ugly bitch ass
I would even recommend U go to hell, at least u'll encounter liars who may tell u, u have a nice ass, n they r burning in hell for such a lie, coz, bitch, ur ass is only good for one thing, reminding us where shit comes from
Y r the bouncers hanging out there at the door if they r gonna let stray dogs in, aren't they there to protect us from the ugly invasion? I think there should be a Geiger meter for ugliness, coz u "wrongly named" ladies, r nuclear grade ugly,
Even pigs n cows have their use, society benefit from them, I would gladly put doughnuts to dollars that even cannibals would go vegetarian upon seeing ur ugly dried up..... After seeing u, I believe Darwin was wrong, not even monkeys can have such ugly babies, u my dear, must have developed from a pair of flip flops, u only serve as a reminder of better times, when men used to kill their daughters, bury them alive, to prevent shame, we always thought that their idea came from shame resulting from them daughters being captured n put to slavery, but no, these men foresaw the future, the ugliness of generations to come, they knew that u were being the results, I believe this tradition should be resurrected, n I urge the courts of law to let us cleanse this world of such beings, for the survival of beauty, the real crime here is u, u murdered beauty, the true crime was when ur father went home n thought it better not to wear a condom n put his limp dick into ur mother, who, judging by ur looks, was something between a goat n a mythical dragon. Vasectomy shouldn't b a voluntary act anymore, it should b forced on ugly ppl, the world is ugly enough as it is, without the need to bring ur likes to life, die bitch die
I think the men there should be awarded with a medal of valor. Even though we were drunk, we managed not to puke on ur ugly faces, n no by men am not including the ones who thought pink was ok for them, am not including the criminals who brought those ugly humanoid mistakes to the place, and definitely not the dumb ass douche bag who was playing that hell of shitty music
U know what the saddest thing was? The prettiest thing I saw last night, was a pair of shoes, a nice 7 inch stilettos, honest to god, that was the high light of the day, n I wish they were in a window display, coz the creature wearing them didn't understand that tan shouldn't result in bacon like skin, bitch I hate u, coz now I can't even picture them high heels without remembering u, ur ugliness managed to kill fashion, I hope the designer would never suffer such trauma, knowing that his art was used to comfort u, it confused u, u thought u were allowed to go out n mingle, no bitch, u should stay at home, in a dark room, under layers n layers of shame n sheets, n this isn't harsh, we r all afraid of the result of a moron in pink dunking his whiskey dick into one of ur holes n bringing on a generation of ugly mixed with faggoty dumb ass .... Well, we can't call them ppl, anymore, or creatures, I guess we can call them things, bitch cousin IT was more attractive than u