*phone buzzing*
He: (In a sleepy voice) Hello! What's the matter now?
She: Woah! How do you know its me?
He: Someone calling me this late. It must be you.
She:Haha! Nice. So were you sleeping?
He:What's the time?
She: 3.
He:No I just had my eyes closed and dreaming.
She:Hmmmmm. What were you dreaming about?
He:I had this dream in which i was sleeping and someone called me late night so instead of picking it up I blocked that number.
She:Hahaha! What if the person uses second number to call you.
He:*yawns*Switch it off.
She: But you never do that.
He:Sometimes I hate myself for being so nice.
She:Hahaha! It's typical you.
He:So how come *yawns* you call me this late?
She:It's nothings dude.
He: For the past 15 days, its your 11th 'Its nothing'.
She:Hahaha! This time I am speaking the truth.
He: 6th 'I am speaking the truth'.
She:Hahaha! What to say now. You are not trusting me.
He:4th 'Not trusting' line. OK i guess. *yawns* Catch u tomorrow then.
She:Heyyyy! No wait. You always do this to me.
He: Look who is talking.Hahaha! Seriously I am not in the mood of digging up so tell me whats the matter. Oh no need I know its him. What has he done this time?
*30 second pause*
He:Please don't cry dumbo. Please!
She:(In a shivery voice) I.... am so .... sorry
He:*sighs* Seriously you are sorry. Wow!
She:(cries bitterly) I did a wrong thing trusting him.
He:Good!*fake yawn*
She:(laughing and sobbing at the same time)You are so insensitive.
He: My insensitivity causes you to laugh and his are the cause of tears. I guess I am better.
She:(still sobbing)Thats true.
He:*sighs* What happened this time.
*2 minutes pause*
She: Six months. For six months i trusted him and he just.... just... nothing.... we argued.... i realised... no i got to know...
He: No need. I am still telling you about breaking up with him and you are like crying all the time. Whats the use of being in such a relationship? Huh. And after that you call me and wake me up ruining my life.Ha!
She:Hehehe! Seriously I know I ruined your life with my talks. I am so sorry.
He:*sighs*Stupid! Dumbo! Complete idiot!
*Both laugh for some time*
She: I feel good!
He:*yawns* Mission accomplished. Going to sleep. Good night.
She: No no no no! You got to stay awake and listen to my stupid rants. Hehehe!
He:Hate you!
She: Cut the Line then.
He: Hehehe! Well played. So keep babbling.
She: I.... hmmmm we just....we broke up.*suppresses a sob*
He:WHATT! SERIOUSLY THATS GREAT. No need to cry though. That bas... ummm guy really needed a kick.
She: Hehehe! Complete what you were saying.
He: Wouldn't infect your pure ears. Hahaha!
She:Hehehe! Stop treating me like a kid. But that's not the only thing. I got to tell you something. But please don't interrupt because I have gathered enough courage and I can't afford it shattering.
He: Hmmm *fake yawn* If I fell asleep, I will not be able to interrupt.
She: Shut up! Now listen. The recent months that I have spend has been one of the most diffi...
He:*Fake snores*
She: Hahahaha! Arghhhhhh !Can't you be serious for a little while.
He: Cut this up and jump to the point.
She: Ok as you know I got a dark history which I never shared with anybody but today I....
He: Listen! I barely used to pass in history and I think you are mocking me. Let your History be a secret because I am not interested in it.
She: Hahaha! Thats so nice of you. OK listen. Past relationship was tough for me and you always supported me during that tough phase.
He: Bu...
She: Shut up! During the past months I think I have developed a soft corner for you.... ummm. even today when we broke up I thought about your reaction.... I realised i was with the wrong guy.... the pain pained me but talking to you always made me strong.... So I know it's haven't a while breaking up but.... i... want ... want to... confess.. or say.. i.. mean ... i request....no no no... will you be.... you complete me .... you are ... just nice ...
*10 second pause*
She: Be my loved one.
*5 Minutes of silence. Both can hear each other breathing*
He: Shit! I wanted to sleep after this and you vanished them all. Dear girl, you be my heart and I will be your soul.
*Both laughs*
He: Cook Maggie and coffee. Wait for me at your terrace. Be there in 20 minutes.