Judging A Female
If you can convince a Female in less than 5 Minutes then
she is your Mother...
If you can convince a Female in 15 Minutes then
she is your Sister...
If you can convince a Female in 30 Minutes then
she is your Daughter...
If you can convince a Female in 60 Minutes then
she is your Girl Friend...
If you can convince a Female in 180 Minutes then
she is your Lover...
AND ULTIMATELY.......
If you don't even get a chance to convince a Female, forget about time taken for convincing her then She is yours??????????????????????????
WIFE
Yes Yes you are correct my dear friend
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Question:
If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
Answer:
The dog, of course.
At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
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First woman named 'Juliet' in space:
"John, we have a problem."
John
What?
Juliet
"Never mind."
John
What's the problem?
Juliet
"Nothing."
John
Please tell us.
Juliet
"I'm fine."
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Helping A Friend
Husband said to his wife:
"Honey,"I invited a friend home for supper."
Wife
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping,
all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
Husband
"I know all that."
Wife
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
Husband
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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HICCUPS
A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded,
"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.
"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"
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Keep Smiling to be Healthy & make others Healthier.
Always indebted to My Parents(My GOD & GODDESS)