Rampyari (रामप्यारी) Parrot is a free fun loving bird living life in the garden trees of DLF Phase-1, Gurgaon. She is a GOD loving bird, an early getter who enjoys her morning flying exercise & Yoga too much to remain fit, slim, attractive & sexy.
She loves the Sun rise, which is always amazing looking from the skies of Gurgaon.She enjoys the company of her limited companion birds. She is constrained to have limited friends because Birds have become a rare species in India. As everywhere the Skyscrapers have come up & thanks to the over whelming pollution created by human beings.
What to say about the City living birds, they also started imitating the human beings and are preferring male birds compared to female birds.In the process of imitation the birds have also gone for Female Feticide of birds. To add on the worst the mobile phone towers have completely ruined the health & mortality ratio of birds.
Coming back to the Heroine of our story Rampyari, she is lucky enough being born & brought up in the greenery of DLF Phase-1. Now a days everyone without thinking is running a mad race for more & more materialist growth and Rampyari was not an exception to it. She also has big dreams & plans to find a dashing soul mate Parrot for her. Another issue with Rampyari was that she is fond of watching TV regularly of Mr. Dutt house, while enjoying Guava sitting on the adjacent tree.
Rampyari is very close to her male Parrot Friend 'Hariya' and was sharing all her secrets with him. Hariya (हरीया ) is a simple,GOD fearing & contended Parrot.One secret of Hariya, I would like to share with you all readers is that he loves very much Rampyari from the core of his heart but he has not dared so far to declare his love to Rampyari.
Hariya has told about his love with Rampyari to his Mother, which has been approved by his parents. His parents also want that Hariya should get married & settle with Rampyari, who is very beautiful & charming.His parents has booked even a 'Nest' with a reputed developer in DLF-1 only. As they want that Hariya should live separately with his family but in near vicinity to them.
Rampyari after her morning flying exercise, does her Yoga daily in phase-1 park.Same time in the park there are regular morning walkers from all walks of life, like business men, lawyers, accountants etc. Some of them has shifted from Delhi, the capital of our great country India.
After Yoga, Rampyari while resting listens to the stories, experiences & the conversation of morning walkers. Impressed by the conversations she planned to grow further in life and for which one Myth is created in her mind that if she has to prosper: She will have to shift her base to Delhi.
She shares her ultimate desire of shifting her base to Delhi to Hariya.Hariya has heard lot of stories about Delhites from his parents & elders. He is deadly against Delhi people. He tells all those fraud cheaters stories of Delhites to her. He tells her that Delhi People are called Thugs since the Mughal Era, even today the Thugs of Delhi(दिल्ली के ठग। ) are famous world wide.
Hariya shows Rampyari the last month edition of The Times of India about higher pollution levels in Delhi resulting in to major diseases. To convince Hariya,she shows Hariya another edition of The Times Of India about the Swine Flu detection in the Sultanpur Bird Sanctuary,Gurgaon.In Sultanpur the birds migrate in winter from the far end countries like Australia etc.You may read it at http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/gurgaon/Footfall-at-Sultanpur-down-30-over-bird-flu-scare/articleshow/45671006.cms
As a last try Hariya proposes to Rampyari for the marriage. He tells about the consent of his parents and the Nest booked for them to live after marriage.
Hariya knows that this is all due to her daily watching of TV & the discussions of morning walkers. He knows most of morning walkers conversation is bluff just to boost their own egos & to cover their failures. To add on further daily TV serials have polluted the mind of Rampyari.
But as there is an old say in Hindi "विनाश काले विपरीत बुद्धि।" means @ time of destruction the Mind works in opposite directions. Rampyari does not agree to Hariya proposal & finalise shifting to Delhi tomorrow at 7.00 am.
She is fascinated by South Delhi as she has seen a lot of charming people & stories about them in TV Serials.As She enters in South Delhi via M.G.Road, started coughing. She could easily feel the pollution in the air. But she is still determined to be a Parrot Star in Delhi.
Due to Fog & pollution in air she was not able to see clearly. She was flying down for taking rest on a nearby tree in New Friends Colony(NFC). At same time a speeding car suddenly came and hit her badly. She got fainted & fell on the ground.
A passerby saw the beautiful Parrot(Rampyari) lying on the side of road with her breath still running.The passerby being a real citizen of Delhi, instead of helping her, sold her to a nearby bird shop.
Rampyari when opens her eyes, she finds her in the Cage. She has a last memory that she hit a car driven by a young boy.Her subconscious mind took her to the flashback listening to the conversation of morning walkers in Gurgaon that the son of one man was put behind bars for killing a young boy in car accident.
She starts thinking Oh I have killed that young boy driving the car in that accident, that is why I am in Jail(Cage). She starts thinking that now she will have to face unending long trials in the Court because she remembered the discussions of a lawyer during morning walk, that it takes years to decide the cases in Courts.
In the meantime another male Parrot is put in the same cage. She asks him for what crimes, he has been put behind bars. Male Parrot tells her that this cage is not a jail for punishing the birds for crimes. This jail(cage) is made by the shop keeper to sell the birds for his personal greed.
Name of Parrot is Nitu, who is a serial offender and has raped number of birds in his area. As punishment Jangpura RWA sold him to the shop in this bird shop in NFC.The shopkeeper sold him to the office of Uber Cab around a fortnight back. Nitu was in Uber office and two days back, he took advantage of the lunch time in office & raped a bird in the office. Uber staff returned it back to the shopkeeper.
Nitu thinks himself lucky to be put in the same cage with Rampyari. He starts flirting with her but with Hariya in her heart, Rampyari do not respond to his advances. Nitu a local scoundrel starts teasing & molesting her against her wishes.
Simultaneously in the other cage two Male Parrots named Raju & Lucky are continuously praying to GOD since morning. Lucky was singing the Hymns(भजन ) & Slokas(शलोक) in the praise of GOD.Raju was reading Bible. Both are on religious fast & did not have the lunch.
The shopkeeper says to his employee see all these three birds are from same Jangpura, Delhi area but see the hell of the difference among them. Raju & Lucky, they are both GOD fearing and are praying since long. On the other hand character of Nitu was known worldwide.He says that in no circumstances Nitu would leave Rampyari in the night.Being short of another cage,while closing shop he will put Rampyari in the cage of Raju & Lucky.
Lucky waiting impatiently listens the sound of closing shutter of the shop came in to ears of Lucky. Lucky at once stopped singing Salokas & Hymns and told Raju, Hey man stop reading Bible: Our trick is successful, GOD has rewarded to our prayers and Rampyari is put in our cage for the night.
Next day morning the cleaner of the bird shop inform the shopkeeper that Lucky & Raju need instant medical help as their private body parts are critically damaged, cage broke & Rampyari is not in the shop.
Nitu who has seen all live drama yesterday night with his own eyes & seen Rampyari flying out of window, is feeling blessed that Rampyari, a brave citizen of Gurgaon was shifted to Lucky & Raju cage from his cage.
See you tomorrow friends with some new Humor & Fun
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This is a work of fiction. No persons used as characters in the story actually exist and any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Persons, locality, are, organizations, companies or products listed in the story are for the purpose of story development only and no actual attitude toward or connection with such is to be inferred.
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