Handshake With Jesus

Wait...

So let me get this straight.
You're saying there's a reason
my behavior can be so displeasing?
And it goes all the way back to the beginning,
when a snake convinced some woman to start sinning?
And no matter the time or place,
we are just a fallen race?
Sentenced to doom and gloom,
until a virgin grows a baby in her womb,
we kill him and throw him in a tomb?
But he comes back on day three?
Are you kidding me?
But wait- that's not all
He'll save anyone who'll call
all I have to do is believe
and I won't go to hell, I'll get a reprieve?
All of this sounds just a tad bit shady...
But it could be true, just maybe...
Jesus? You'd better be real
because this sounds like a hell of a deal!
You can have my soul. Here- take it.
As soon as you take my hand and shake it...