The Light At The End Of The Sidewalk

That damn Shel Silverstein!
I'd better call Dr. Suess to arrange a truce, 
before I do something mean.
I go to my room-
are you there Judy Bloom?
Its me, Jason...
I pick up some ink and a plume
to keep my heart from racing.
Stephen King, what have you done?
Stand by me. Train. RUN!
its a mystery, what do I do?
Think back on history...
Hardy Boys. Nancy Drew.
Land of the Lost and Alex Cross
Whats Happening and Who's the Boss?
its The Facts of Life, lets swap my wife
to Hee-Haw for Hoss.
Prince is under the influence
stole the General Lee and left fingerprints.
Those hypocrites. Listerine. Rinse.
Dancing With the Stars
Knight Rider and talking cars
what does all this mean??
Ohhh... Its just a dream
thanks to Silverstein....